I once read that Stephen King could publish his shopping list and people would buy it. While Mr. King and I have the same first name (spelled differently), our publishing credits are a tad different. What the hell, this is my blog, I can publish what I want. Thank you, Stephen King, for the inspiration.

What I bought at the supermarket earlier this week:

• 1 head of broccoli
• 1 green pepper
• 1 yellow pepper
• 1 red pepper
• 1 block of tofu
• 1 six-pack of strawberry yogurt
• 1 bottle of orange juice
• 1 can of protein powder
• 15 eggs (not by the dozen in China)
• 1 bag of assorted pasta
• 1 bottle of brandy

irony (def)

1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
3. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See synonyms at wit1.
4. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: “Hyde noted the irony of Ireland’s copying the nation she most hated” (Richard Kain).
5. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity.

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Today’s guest post is from Ron Dubin at rtd13.com. Ron is a great many things: Photographer, author, father, traveler, blogger, and friends. He takes up the slack with as stevo (grudgingly) enjoys a sabbatical.

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An Amsterdam canal after dark.

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In his own words: A native of Brooklyn, New York, Ron Dubin is a photographer and writer based in Los Angeles and Cape Canaveral, Florida … more

Today’s guest post is from Robin at Bountiful Healing. A lover of the lens, Robin captures images of true beauty. She takes up the slack with a tale of Americana as stevo enjoys a sabbatical.

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Lucy the Elephant - Margate, New Jersey - From Robin at Boutiful Healing

Lucy the Elephant is a wood and tin sheeting, six-story example of zoomorphic architecture.  She lives in Margate, New Jersey in the U.S., less than a block away from the beach.  Lucy was built in 1882 by James V. Lafferty in a grand attempt to attract tourists and sell real estate.  She’s 60 feet high, 60 feet long, and weighs about 90 tons.  She is one of three architectural follies (all elephants) built by Lafferty.  Lucy is the only one to have survived time, disinterest, and the elements.

You can climb up inside of Lucy.  The stairs which lead you into the belly of the elephant are located in her hind legs.  Her belly has been beautifully refurbished as part of the Save Lucy campaign which began in 1970.  Once up the stairs and inside of Lucy’s belly, there is another set of stairs that lead to the “howdah,” the riding carriage on Lucy’s back.  From there you can look out over the beach and the Atlantic ocean as well as see various views of Margate including the water tower with a painting of Lucy.

Over the years, Lucy has served as a tavern, a restaurant, an office, and a cottage.  She acquired a bathtub when she was used as a cottage, but there has never been any running water (other than leaks) in Lucy so filling the tub took a bit of work.

If you ever happen to find yourself in or near Margate, New Jersey, stop by and see Lucy.  There is an admission fee, but it’s reasonable and it goes towards Lucy’s restoration and upkeep.

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In her own words: Robin is an amateur photographer who lives in the snow belt of northeastern Ohio. She currently holds the titles of Best Sandwich Maker Ever, Mom, Wife, and That Crazy Lady Who Never Goes Anywhere Without Her Camera … more

Yeah, I’m not suppose to be using the computer, but this was too cute not to post.

Sports Day Opening Ceremony, 2008.

Today’s guest post is from Matt at nomadicmatt.com. A traveler and expat, Matt is currently enjoying the tropical climes of Thailand, part of his never-ending globetrotting adventure. He takes up the slack as stevo enjoys a sabbatical.

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Most tourists walk away from Bangkok thinking “There’s not much to do there.” I used to believe that too. Then I lived there and found there is a lot to do in Bangkok. Actually, there are a lot of free things to do in Thailand if you look around. Here are ten things that will keep you busy:

Visit the Grand Palace Though the king no longer lives there, the place is a great place to visit and contains amazing Asian architecture, Buddha, statues, and murals. The royal quarters are off limits though.

The reclining Buddha at Wat Pho, Bangkok, Thailand.

Visit Wat Pho Home to the famous reclining Buddha, this temple is located right next to the Grand Palace so you have no excuse to miss it. They even offer incredibly popular Thai massage classes too. (Certificate included!) Visit Wat Arun Located across the Chao Praya River, the temple of the dawn is easily spotted by its four rising spires and its center tower. It’s also located on the back of the Thai money and true to its name it is a great place to see the sunrise. Shop Bangkok is great for shopping. Malls here are more than stores- they are entertainment complexes. You can watch movies, go bowling, drink at bars, and even eat are some world class places (yes, in Bangkok, great dining can occur in malls!). Head to MBK for all the cheap movies, phones, video games, and whatever consumer electronics you need. Head to Pantip Plaza is great for computers. For designer clothes, Siam Paragon has it all. In fact, in Siam Square there are about 7 different malls. Hang with the locals at Santika Santika is a club in the Thong Lor area of Bangkok. It’s packed with locals on the weekend and has live music as well as DJs. If a crowd doesn’t appeal to you, there are a plethora of lounges and bars in the surrounding streets to choice from. Hang with the ex-pats at Cheap Charlie’s Cheap Charlie’s is a local institution and after 20 years, it’s still a popular hang out spot with the ex-pats. Located in an alley off Soi 11, this place is nothing more than a bar and stools. That doesn’t stop it from being busy every night of the week and, on the weekends, crowds flow into the street. Eat in Chinatown Thailand has a robust street food culture. You can’t walk down the street without tripping over ten food vendors. They are open 24 hours a day, every day and Chinatown is no exception. The food here is exceptional. Street stalls line every section of the street and you’ll have hundreds of food options to choose from. The best part of Chinatown is the seafood vendors that line the street around dinner time. Delicious seafood at a rock bottom price. Hang with the tourists on Khoa San Road All the backpackers and few locals spend their nights at Khoa San. Drink at the little beer stands and dance the night away at Gulliver’s or ditch them all and join the locals at Brick Bar, a Thai bar with Thai bands playing every night of the week. Wednesday is ska night. Visit the weekend market The giant weekend market covers a few football fields. You can buy everything from clothes to souvenirs to luggage here- all at discount prices. It’s a great way to spend a Saturday. Watch a Muay Thai match Muay Thai is the national sport and no trip to Thailand is complete without watching a match. The nation’s largest venue is in Bangkok. Every weekend, crowds of people flock to watch their national champs beat each other up. Go and get into it!

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In Matt’s own words: I’m a twenty-something vagabond who has been on the road regularly since 2005. I’m a native of Boston, Mass but lately, everywhere has been my home. After a trip to Thailand in 2005, I decided I to leave the rat race behind and explore the world.  …more image from: praveenc.wordpress.com

Today’s guest post (while the stevo is on sabbatical) is from amuirin at Stop & Wander. The mistress of visual prose explains the Thai Loy Kraththong festival.

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It is night. The moon is bright up above. As you tiptoe down the hillside to the river, you catch your breath at the sight that you behold. The river is alive with a million brightly burning candles. They dance upon the water as far as the eye can see. As you draw nearer you see dark shadows emerge as human shapes crouching beside the water’s edge to gently release their small offerings, candlelit krathongs, to the genii of the water. As each small vessel is released, it floats away joining the long line of tiny flames moving down the river.

This is the festival of Loy Krathong which takes place in the twelfth month of the lunar year in Thailand, on the night of the full moon. At this time river and canal levels are high, and the weather is clear for the people to hold their annual celebration.

What is Loy Krathong? Why did it originate? The term translates directly enough. Loy means ‘to float’ and kratong means a floating vessel (traditionally lotus shaped) that is decorated with banana leaves. In recent years the cup or vessel has been formed from styrofoam, but this practice is being reversed due to environmental concerns. Origins of the holiday are less direct and more shrouded in mystery. In 1863 a story was written by King Rama IV to tell the story of Loy Krathong. The story rose from legend, and it tells the tale of Noppamas, a beautiful lady, a daughter to a wise and accomplished man who’s beauty and intelligence were such that people said only a king would deserve her hand.

The king was very curious when he heard songs about Noppamas, and he sought her out and married her. She married the king but kept the traditions of her Brahmin religion even after her wedding to the Buddhist king. The king requested that she accompany him to a water procession, and she complied, after first fashioning a decorative krathong to pay tribute to the water genii of her religion during the journey. She tried to release it surreptitiously, but the vessel drew so much attention that the king went to examine it. He was so enchanted with the ritual, that he declared everyone would make krathongs at this time every year and float them down the river for the pleasure of Buddha. He said that all the blessings bestowed by Buddha for this ritual should go to the River Genii of Noppamas faith.

Cultural anthropologists believe the festival drew its origins directly from the Hindu festival Divali in India. The holidays take place at the same time of year, and both feature candles on the water; Krathongs in Thailand, floating lanterns in India.

Wherever the holiday originated, the custom is breathtaking to witness. Children and adults construct their krathongs, decorating them with banana leaves, adding the traditional candle and three incense joss-sticks. People also add locks of hair, fingernails or coins for blessings. When you go to release your krathong, you make a wish and then launch it. Your sins and bad luck float away with it, down the river, and this clears the way for a joyful new year.

In the large cities they offer fireworks during the festival, and there are beauty contests in honor of Queen Noppamas. If you visit Thailand in November, consider celebrating Loy Krathong in a smaller region where street lights and smoke do not interfere with the beauty of candlelight on the canals.

Here are some other articles with pictures and the full story as told by King Rama IV about the first Loy Krathong and Queen Noppamas.

http://www.thaistudents.com/festivals/krathong.html

http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Towers/5265/loykrath.html

http://www.thailand.com/travel/festival/festivals_loykratong .htm

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Self-described amuirin says: I’m a blue-skinned bellydancer from the planet Melio 5 (not to be confused with the much more infamous Melio 15, read more…

image from at-bangkok.com

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