Fellow bloggers list their search terms from time to time. Stop; Wander often puts up a list, and David Rochester’ recent all-time best term has spurred me to publish some of mine. Over the last few months people have arrived from Google via ….
The Good
- the fates
- asian insults
- bacon poisoning
- cheese
- equation humor
- teacher marries china blog (you don’t marry China, China marries you)
- chinese profanities
- sadistic asian
- i may be a little out of the loop too (aren’t we all)
- kraft dinner pros and cons (there are no cons. KD is all pros)
- i hate hong kong (me too)
- small love test
- fear of umbrellas
- asian towel holders (is this a person, place or thing?)
- old asian king on horse (never seen one. an old asian queen though…)
- bruce lee
The Bad
- working girls
- my hot teacher (I really hope this wasn’t my students)
- jackie chan mistress (not me)
- cold shower
- golden showers
- thailand golden showers
- asien golden shower
The Ugly (and strange)
- feet
- big feet
- asian feet
- asian elevator grope
- asian over knee socks gallery
- girls with big feet
- ugly stockings
- woman shoes off
- asian woman who wear stockings
- photos of my wife wearing stockings (my wife does not wear stockings)
- naked feet women
- asian cannibalism photo,picture
Yes, Asian Ramblings is a foot fetish blog masquerading as a China Travel blog. There, I’ve said it. I won’t lie any more. It’s a ingenious plan on my part. To what end? I haven’t the slightest.
Robin is the unofficial queen of foot fetishists. I wonder if her list is as interesting as this? I’m not even going to optimize this post for SEO. It will be our little secret, okay?
postscript: As I was writing this there was a hit from Google Images using the term “Big Feet.”
image from: Cindy and Jamie’s Wedding Day
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October 4th, 2008 at 3:53 am
Uh … “asian cannibalism picture” is on the “good” list?
Dude. I’m so glad you’re on the other side of the world. *backing slowly away from the screen*
October 4th, 2008 at 4:21 am
Ah…now I understand why “this post has no title” according to my browser. Thanks for the link-love the other day.
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October 4th, 2008 at 4:47 am
Baron: Edited. Thank you for pointing that out. I’m not into cannibalism, much.
Kathleen: No problem. Thanks for visiting.
October 4th, 2008 at 5:22 am
I think my site is turned to “off” as far as allowing Google to search it, so I never get found with any interesting search terms…
I think “Jackie Chan mistress” may have been my fault.
October 4th, 2008 at 5:24 am
Well, my fault because of my name, and your computer’s fault, for being your “mistress.”
October 4th, 2008 at 6:28 am
Jackie: Turn on Google, i’d love to see the terms you get.
October 4th, 2008 at 8:17 am
I should totally do this. Except that mine are pretty boring. A lot of people looking for Michelle Obama’s dress side.
October 4th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Wanda: You haven’t gotten any hits from “Orlando Bloom is gay” as I keep mentioning in you comments?
October 4th, 2008 at 11:21 am
lol! It’s nice to be the queen (unofficial or not) of something. I give all the credit to the woman that does such fantastic pedicures.
It may be time for me to go through my search engine terms and do a post about ‘em.
I wondered about “bacon poisoning” being one of the good, but then looked at the bad and ugly.
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October 4th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Dang it, everyone else’s are good! Mine are boring or heartbreaking.
October 4th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Robin: I look forward to your list.
Shawn: Do you really want a list like mine?
October 4th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Those are really tame compared to what I get (over a hundred times a day). I can’t publish them, they’re that bad.
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October 5th, 2008 at 3:07 am
Anybody, EVERYBODY, gets more interesting search terms than I do. *sigh*
I need bacon.
October 5th, 2008 at 5:38 am
Wow, your’s are slightly more racy than mine! I think I may have to post about this though, my search list always makes me smile!
October 5th, 2008 at 5:49 am
RT: I’d like to see your list
LFC: I need bacon too.
Ray: I always like seeing lists of search terms.
October 5th, 2008 at 6:23 am
Via the magic of the internet, you can now see my search terms. And you get credited for it
By the way, there’s an update to CommentLuv which may interest you.
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October 8th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Mine are pretty boring. The “water bed questions” are pretty consistent. Someone out there is looking for info on water beds, every day! I’ll have to do something about this. Hhhhmmmmm. Perhaps interesting tags will accompany my posts some day soon.
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October 8th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
A great idea! This list set my day off on the right note. “Fear of umbrellas” made me wonder…and I won’t touch the topic of golden showers…
I never knew so many people were searching for sex in Almaty and Kazakhstan until looking at our search terms. It’s always amusing to browse through google analytics.
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October 11th, 2008 at 5:21 am
These were fun to read. You always have to wonder what people were thinking (or aiming for) when they put in those exact search terms and what they thought when they ended up on your page as a result.
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October 11th, 2008 at 8:44 am
Ray: Thanks, I updated.
Corina: People still sleep on waterbeds? Wow.
Audrey: Amazing, isn’t it. People are looking for sex everywhere.
Theresa: Ha. I often wonder that myself.
October 11th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Saw your response to Corina and just wanted to say: It’s true, Stevo. There really are people who sleep on waterbeds. I do.
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October 11th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
“ugly stockings”
October 12th, 2008 at 4:42 am
Hilarious! Somehow I missed this. Don’t Asian women have small feet relative to other women’s feet? Also, asian elevator grope? Sounds like a kind of move.
I love these posts.
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October 21st, 2008 at 11:31 pm
ugly stockings?..haha, that’s weird!
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