WWE wrestling is now on television in China. That’s right, American-style buffoonery sports entertainment is now available to the Chinese public. The WWE has gone as far as opening an office in China.
While I shed a tear at the cultural implications I am also semi-happy. Watching badly acted schlock lets me remember the Saturday afternoons I spent as a young man, watching Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, George “The Animal” Steele, and Jessie “The Body” Ventura cavort around the squared circle.
Watching wrestling again has put a thought in my wee head. You can see my Blogger Choice awards badges in the sidebar. Being the thoughtful blogger I am, I have nominated a few scribes for this distinction. There was a fiery exchange between two of them recently. I want this rivalry to morph into a WWE-style, no holds barred, hair-pulling, arm-biting, topless-pillow-fighting, bout.
Who will garner the most Bloggers Choice Award votes for Hottest Mommy Blogger? Let’s see:
In this corner, clad in blue: The Queen of Snark, the Princess or Perniciousness, the Duchess of In-Your-Face — Jackie. HRH Heathenly is a single mom, almost-lawyer, and blogger extraordinaire. Should she receive the Hottest Mommy Blogger award?
In this corner, wearing black trunks and white socks: The Countess of Confabulation, The Marquises of Malevolence, the Lady of Lashing Out – Wanda. Ms Rizzuto likes maybe-gay, semi-washed up actors, political rants, and leading the charge against “skinny” websites. Should she be the Hottest Mommy Blogger?
Ladies, I don’t want a clean fight. I want pain and dirty tricks: Eye-gouges, rabbit punches, and torn clothing resulting in wardrobe malfunctions. I know you have it in you. Let’s see who the Hottest Mommy Blogger. Two out of three falls.
Get involved, cast your votes. Jackie? Wanda? Who’s hot, who’s not.
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June 14th, 2008 at 7:46 am
You do realize that I just left Jacks in a pool of Woodchuck cider on 8th St., don’t you? (Really, I did!)
Wanda Rizzutos last blog post..Just Doing My Part
June 14th, 2008 at 8:28 am
You left her? Alone in the Big City? You really do want to win.
Stevos last blog post..who’s the hottest mommy?
June 14th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
I’m not surprised that I’m conspicuously absent from this mudfest. But Stevo, I’m hurt that you wouldn’t even consider MOI as hottest mommy… I’ve been told that my temper is red-hot!
Pandemonics last blog post..Levels of Fatness
June 14th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Pan: Apologies, dear Pan. I believe you about the temper. I hope I am never on the receiving end.
June 15th, 2008 at 7:46 am
I am a mommy. I am hot. Ergo.
And he isn’t gay.
Mariannes last blog post..Confessions
June 15th, 2008 at 8:20 am
Marianne: Maybe he is, maybe he isn’t. And: Yes, you are hot, but lackadaisical stalkers are not part of this contest.
June 16th, 2008 at 6:22 am
We were just drinking, and now we have to fight? But… I just want to driiiiiink with Wanda…
Jackies last blog post..Friday, The Day The World Explodes
June 16th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Brother, you ain’t getting me in this one.
Shawn Ws last blog post..A New Baby
June 16th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Jax: The winner will buy the loser a gallon of Thunderbird and a straw. How’s that?
Shawn: Smart move.
Stevos last blog post..no more plastic bags
June 16th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
And why am I not being nominated for hottest mommy, eh? No fair, Stevo. You know I am hot, I am, I am, I SO AM!!
Average Janes last blog post..What my daughter wrote
June 17th, 2008 at 4:56 am
It’s hard to duke it out when one is filled with boundless apathy.
June 17th, 2008 at 5:11 am
AJ: You’re not nominated in the Hottest Mommy category. If you were, you’d be scrapping with these two. Nothing better than an international battle royale.
Jax: That’s a lot of apathy. I suffer from the same malady.